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Go Programs: Will ‘guessing faster’ beat a Pro?

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Wired has an article claiming that Go-programs will inevitably beat Pro players, just as Chess programs have. Thus the title, “Humans No Match for Go Bot Overlords”, even though at best the programs have won via a huge handicap (9-stones).

Here’s my perspective as an AGA-rated Amateur 4-dan:
Sure the programmers can effectively create an expert system that can ‘learn’[sic] to play go via brute-force algorithms, but I wonder how that will scale once they lower the handicap. Generalizing from 9-stone handicap games is horribly bad logic; handi-9 games are really difficult to lose if you have a solid grasp of basic go theory– you just link everything together, & no life-death problems appear. HOWEVAH– as soon as you get to handi-3 or below, a corner opens, life-death problems appear everywhere… & then the typical ‘strong high-handicap player’ gets their ass kicked. I used to be a solid 2 stones stronger as a handicap player, than i was playing even… And these go-programs are much, much worse.

First, a little background. Go was always the first game that programmers tried to ‘solve’; long before ppl had programs playing chess, there were tons of code written to play go. But with very little success; go is an inordinately difficult game to reduce to algorithms. In contrast, essentially, chess is a ‘closed system’; there’s a finite number of moves, & even more significantly– there are a huge number of well-researched books available diagramming all the major variants of play. Ie, the specific moves & all the variations are ‘known’.

Whereas go is a bit different– a common description of go is that it’s a fusion of “intuitive + analytical”; thus, programmers usually focus wholly on the ‘analytical’ side, & give-up on the ‘intuitive’ side… (or in this case, do Monte Carlo brute-force & cross their fingers). But I think they’re barking up the wrong tree– there really is an excellent entry-point to the ‘intuitive’ side: a series of “Go Proverbs” which give hints in which direction to look. Codifying these would shrink the search branches dramatically.

Correspondingly, on the ‘analytical’ side, there’s an assumption that searching the variations (ie, ‘reading ahead’) in go is similar to chess. And that couldn’t be more wrong– instead of reading 12-30 moves ahead for high-level chess, a good pro go player reads out 60+ moves in a life/death fight, no-problem. Kitanu once read 90+ moves ahead, at 70yrs old! Plus, this ‘reading ahead’ is *nothing* like chess; b/c at each point, the life/death of the whole group is effected, not just a single stone (ie a single chess piece). But these go programs really don’t get that at all; you’ll see a string of decent moves, maybe one great move, & then all of a sudden a horribly bad move… & the program *cannot tell the difference*. So how could it possibly ‘learn’ from that?? When the chances of it creating a similar situation later (let-alone the exact same moves) is effectively zero? I’ve played over 1,000 games of go, recorded more than 1/2 of them, & I’ve never played the same long sequence moves twice. Sure maybe a string of 10 moves in a joseki turn-out identical, but: (a) the surroundings are not, & (b) the joseki often wasn’t even played in the same order each time…

So basically the programmers are (claiming) it isn’t worth-it to try to hack how pro’s think, & instead just do Monte-Carlo & brute-force. But I’m betting that whole approach would work *much* better if they started w/ correct top-level pro thinking… but they never do. Why not? b/c there aren’t any strong pro’s invested in making these programs stronger. More importantly, very, very few top pro’s (bother) to teach beginners well– I’ve seen both Jujo 9p & Mingjiu 7p (2 of the only 6 top pro’s in USA) play the most awful crap to dust their low-kyu students; when I confronted Mingjiu, he just shrugged. Yilun Yang 7p is the only pro I’ve met who’ll teach you well… but none of these programmers talk to him. Heck, none of the programmers are dan (amateur) strength!

Professor Berlekamp (9kyu) at UCB tried some years back to make an ‘objective quantification’ of moves in go, by pitting two 9dan pro’s against each other, & allowing each at any time to substitute (skip) their move, & take points instead. Eg, first skipped move = 9pts, 2nd = 8, etc down to 1pt. The point-skipper (Jujo) won, & Berlekamp got all excited, & created a bunch of (useless) theory. What he missed was, Jujo was playing NaiWei, Jujo’s wife, & NaiWei would *never* beat her husband in public (even tho’ she’s significantly stronger than he is!!)

You can quite literally memorize the entire chess library & be grand-master strength; I know a guy who did it [this in-turn allows low-strength chess programmers to do well; they can leverage high-level algorithms already codified by top players]. However this is quite literally impossible in go; only some of the major openings (“joseki”) are decently cataloged, but even those branch infinitely by the 15th move max… And worse? Each corner’s moves directly affect the other 2 adjacent corners (in short, ‘high’ move = outward influence, & ‘low’ moves = emphasis on territory), & thus significantly changing the other 2 corners’ joseki outcomes. IOW, you can start the exact same joseki in 4 corners, & by the 10th move they’ll branch so much the josekis barely look similar… & *all* were optimal, ‘joseki’ moves!! [cf. "Whole-Board Thinking in Joseki", vol 1 & 2, Yilun Yang]. This has no correlate at all in chess… Chess games look similar all the time, & whoever memorizes the most, wins. Which is why Kasparov was so pissed (or “rattled”, per the article): he knew he couldn’t out-’remember’ the computer, & so kept trying to handicap its ability to search its mem-banks…

Basically, when ManyFaces et al can beat a 9dan pro at hand-3, you can write “Humans No Match for Go Bot Overlords”.
But until then, it’s all just infinite monkeys & Shakespeare (or Dogbert’s analysis of Dilbert’s autobiography: “5 monkeys, 20 minutes” :-D )

“Free Market” at Merrill Lynch/etc really was “Free Lunch”…

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

We always knew this– ppl will live up (or down) to whatever is Expected of them.

And so now, the Gov’t Regulators are belatedly realizing, ‘wow– all these mortgage traders were just focusing on short-term gains… regardless of future viability’.

Well, OF COURSE they were. Hasn’t anyone ever hung-out w/ Sales-guys, at Quarter-End? By far & away the majority of them get panic-stricken if they’re below Quota… & they aren’t thinking about their own “future viability”, let-alone of their Company. And what are mortgage traders but basically glorified Sales-guys?

And thus that’s exactly how the ‘Free Market’ works– despite all the paeans to long-term viability (““Those of us who have looked to the self-interest of lending institutions to protect shareholders’ equity, myself included, are in a state of shocked disbelief”, Alan Greenspan, once considered ‘The Oracle’, who presided over one of the longest Bull Markets ever)…

…Instead it’s very simple:

PEOPLE AREN’T INSTITUTIONS… People have their OWN “Self-Interest” in mind.

And even if many, if not most ppl don’t act to ‘take-advantage’ of ‘grey-area’ situations… those that do more than make-up the difference.

So if anyone says, “well, they didn’t know”– sure they did… just by the fact that nobody wanted to talk about how their “collateralized debt obligation” investments weren’t performing as well as expected, by mid ’2006… and yet they still sold them as much as they could(!)

And if anyone wants to instead blame politics, ie

  • Who (forced) Fannie & Freddie to approve & back risky loans… [ie, that was passed by a Democrat Congress], -or-
  • Who actively, repeatedly campaigned Congress to do just that… [ie, Greenspan himself, a Republican and (previously) unabashed "Free Trader"... & even American Enterprise Institute's David Frum admits Bush W. campaigned banks heavily for it too], -or even-
  • Who (bypassed) the SEC guidelines allowing the ‘Big Five’ to maintain far less liquidity, ie actively encouraging them to make even more risky loans… [ie, Bush-appointed ex-trader]
  • All.That.Doesn’t.Matter. Both Parties blew it on this one!
    But regardless of who ‘set-up’ the situation, nobody ‘forced’ anybody to act unethically:
    1) Nobody “forced” these traders & trading companies to create those “C.D.O.”‘s, ie. actively hiding potentially risky loans, & rebranding them as AAA.
    2. Nobody “forced” the myriad lending institutions to take predatory practices, ie. mislabeling, mis-informing, & outright lying about the risks of variable-rate mortages (ARM)

    Just b/c there is potential for abuse, does not mean it’s condoned. Or are Free-Traders saying we need even more explicit laws? More detailed.. um, “Adult Supervision“?(?!)

    So the question remains:
    “Does the ‘Free Market’ really work?” ie, are these kinds of excesses & damage ‘normal’ & acceptable? That would be the logical outcome of ‘Free Market’ thinking… but I can’t find a Free Marketer who will admit that… and Greenspan just admitted quite the opposite. Really, it’s one thing to have ‘pure philosophical ideals’, & quite another to watch as economic tragedy cuts a huge swath across your Country.

    And if Free Marketers are thus admitting, “these kinds of things happen… but the Market corrects for them (eventually)”…
    …while -also- saying “this shouldn’t have happened”…

    …then basically what they’re saying is, “We Need Regulation”.

    So much for “Free Market” philosophy…

    It, just like the (small) minority who act unethically, Can’t Be Trusted.

    Repub ‘talking points’ & Intellectual Violence…

    Thursday, December 4th, 2008

    Has this ever happened to you?
    You’re ‘discussing’ politics with someone of the ‘opposite persuasion’, & some (or all) of the following comes-up:

  • Bush isn’t a ‘true’ Conservative -or- Repub
    -so any (alleged) failures by him, aren’t indictments of Repubs, let-alone ‘Conservatives’
  • Obama is
    -”unknown”
    -”liar”
    -”unqualified”
    -really did “pal around w/ terrorists”
    -caused stock-market crash; the Market simply reacted in fear that he’d win
  • McCain is
    -a Liberal
    -a “Traitor” (Rush’s favorite line)
  • Clinton ruined everything
    -ruined the economy
    -hugely expanded gov’t, with massive give-aways to baby-boomer/ 60′s counterculture (ie ‘socialist’) Programs
    -deregulated housing market & created the bubble
    -never went after terrorism
    -downgraded the military
    -accelerated failure of marriage -&-
    -”made a mockery of the Presidency”
    -”lied to Congress (about sex)… which is (technically) much more important than lying to American Public about WMD”
  • Reagan was faultless, indefectible, sublime…
    -everything was perfect
    -”deficits don’t matter”
    -eliminated recession
    -’gave us’ the best US economy & taxpayer/citizen wealth in 30+ years
  • Palin is awesome
    -she is/was prepared; much more than a ‘Community Organizer’
    -MSM edited her interviews to make her look bad
    -Biden is waaay more gaffe-ridden & dangerous
  • Iraq invasion was Great
    -diplomacy is weakness; ‘big stick’ is best
    -there really were WMD there, -&-
    -however well the surge worked, 4yrs in, justifies our Presence there
  • lower taxes for rich help all of us
    -stimulate economy
    -gov’t would just waste it anyway
  • Katrina is not US Gov’ts fault
    -Natural Disasters are states’ responsibility
    -Louisiana’s Governor & New Orleans’ Mayor screwed it all up, not FEMA
  • Mainstream Media (MSM) is:
    -always lying & censoring the real truth (ie, Rush, O’Reilly, Hannity, etc)
    -always Liberal, with unquestionably massive bias
    -basically stupid, de facto traitors/etc aligned with ‘our enemies’

    …& then my two ‘Favorites’:

  • Gov’t doesn’t work
    -all Gov’t failures are expected
    -Dems create more damage than repubs, are more corrupt & misguided, nottomention are all creeping Socialists/Liberal/(read: “Traitor”)/etc
    -deficits/Federal-Debt doesn’t matter — China will be happy to keep funding it, forever
    -Repubs & Conservatives are more honest, morally, ethically, fundamentally

    -& best-

  • All Politicians are liars
    -Dems & Repubs are ‘pretty-much the same’, & therefore-
    -Dems are (morally) culpable for everything Repubs (allegedly) did, b/c “they did it too, & it’ll get exposed eventually”
  • .
    So… any of this sound familiar?
    This is quite the impressive list… from ‘lightly-twisted’ interpretations of history, to outright lies… this combination of ‘talking points’ isn’t just airtight, it’s hermetically sealed.
    Nothing can penetrate this set of statements; the person (spewing) this isn’t just “well-prepared”, they’re utterly walled-off from any possible other input.
    Ladies & Gentlemen– this is called Message Discipline via doctrinal repetition, confirmation bias, & ad-hominem attack.

    Let me break-down the Repub/Conservative ‘Debate Process’:
    1) State talking-point, w/ utter confidence & authority as if it’s a-priori & beyond doubt
    2. Freely attack the personal character of not just Obama/Bill Clinton/et al, but of yours as well, for (daring) to defend them, -& always-
    3. Escalate emotion, as follows:
    (a) Their positions/statements are true, logical, & self-evident; how (dare) you question them(?!)
    (b) Claim they’re being misunderstood, mis-represented, &/or (even) victimized, if/when you respond in kind… -& then-
    (c) Outright blame you for being emotional, disingenuous, unreasonable, illogical, & ill-informed. Ie, classical projection… or rather, ‘accuse you before you can accuse them’; ie, “tap-tap no tag-backs!”.

    Rinse & repeat.

    …& what’s amazing, is I thought this would all be done after Nov 4th.
    After eight (8?!!) years of high-crimes, misdemeanors, & outright ineptness, we now can start to rebuild, right? And the repubs/conservatives[sic] will fall-back & regroup?

    Don’t you believe it– for whatever reason, Rush et al appear to be on the offensive even worse, & his DittoHeads are still going-strong… but, um, with the same talking-points from last month(?!) Earth to Rush– the Election already happened, & you lost. NO, it wasn’t some great MSM conspiracy, ‘massive voter fraud’, & NO “Fair Use” isn’t going to pull you & your wingnut brethern off the air… And yet you still persist in this nonsense.

    So it’s good for us Dems/Progressives/Liberals to be prepared: next time this happens to you, next time you get caught-up in this sequence, just stop in your tracks, disengage, & walk away.

    Why? Isn’t that ‘giving-up’? Don’t we have a (responsibility) to point-out when ppl are being lead-astray, by [fat, oxycontin-guzzling, rabble-rousing, incredibly hypocritical, smooth-talking, etcetc] unrepentant liars?

    No. Because there’s no reasoning w/ someone who thinks like this:

    1. they don’t consider this a ‘discussion’, an opportunity to trade ideas & explore different points of view;
    2. this is simply another venue for a (repub/conservative) to follow their Process, & beat-down their Opposition….
    3. By any means necessary.

      …& we Dems/Liberals/Progressives are typically Suckers for this, b/c in general–

    4. we try to Listen
    5. we try to give them the Benefit of the Doubt
    6. we (assume) the other guy/gal respects our position, or at least the possibility that we have a (valid) position

    .
    Look– it’s really simple:

  • Truths must be falsible, else they’re Beliefs.
  • But Beliefs aren’t logical; they’re simply tightly-held, despite all evidence to the contrary.

    …& anybody espousing any of the Talking Points above is coming-from Belief, rather than Fact, no matter how vociferously they spin it.

    And so next time this happens, give-up trying to find “common ground”, let-alone getting them to ‘agree’ w/ any of your points…
    …& for that matter, you might as well give-up spending any time at all ‘considering’ the Talking Points listed above… all of them have been thoroughly refuted, and to spend any time at all (re)reviewing them is just to play into their Game… & thereby erode your own confidence.

    Just. Walk. Away.
    or, if you will:
    Don’t Feed the Trolls…

    .
    FWIW– There’s a word for people who attack violently, unethically, immorally, & would rather (die) than admit defeat. They’re called “terrorists”;
    And this kind of verbal attacking, this flagrant intellectual dishonesty & willingness to stop at nothing to ‘win’, is basically “intellectual violence”.

    And the Repubs/Conservatives are extremely skilled at it… B/c God knows that’s the closest Bush, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rummsfield, Palin… let-alone Rush, O’Reilly, Hannity, Coulter et al ever got to actually taking up a weapon & defending our Country… They’d just rather brutally slander real war heroes like Murtha, Kerry, & Max Cleland.

    I gots your #, bitches.

  • ‘Still-Bush’ at the ‘Sporting Event’

    Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

    Dude. All he needed was the beer-bong hat, cocaine pipe, & draft deferral in his paw, & he’d be back in college (getting a C+).

    I am soooo wasted!
    “I am sooo wasted!”

    Oh man, Condi’s just gotta get me one of these!
    “Oh man, Condi’s just gotta get me one of these!”

    Practicing my ‘Cheney look’
    “Practicing my ‘Cheney look’… bet he’d love to shoot him a Panda… in the face!” :-)

    Heheheh. I could totally tap that, & they’d *still* blame Clinton!
    “Heheheh. I could totally tap that, & they’d still blame Clinton!” :-D

    NYT – Sandra Day O’Connor’s Plan for Joystick Justice

    Thursday, June 5th, 2008

    Can you believe this?!

    Great. She quit the Supremes two full years early for THIS?! Does she really think that making some (guaranteed gawdawful) ‘edutainment’ software will create a huge giant wave of civic understanding, let-alone civic involvement?

    Here’s a thought– why not leverage what works. For example, make an Extension Pack on top of a currently highly-successful game, such as GTA4 (Grand Theft Auto IV) or WoW (World of Warcraft), with little SIM-like bubbles popping-up listing all the Federal & Civic codes being violated as you tool around, killing things. Fun -and- Enlightening!

    Geeze Ms O’Connor– you really want all your ex-brethren Supremes to be household names like Simon & Paula? THEY WILL– just as soon as they complete their dismantling of Roe-v-Wade. When the hoi polloi wake up & realize that the USA has just become the only “First World Nation” in which it is illegal to have an abortion, and they they have absolutely no say in the matter, the hue & outcry will be epic. Because, despite all neo-con arguments to the contrary, “Roe v. Wade did not mean that abortions could be performed. They have always been done, dating from ancient Greek days”, WALDO L. FIELDING, M.D.

    Dare we say “Impeach”– both Roberts & Alito -swore- to Congress that they were “strict Constructionists”… but it turns-out that 30yrs of Roe-v-Wade precept isn’t enough. Heck, O’Connor might actually be alive to watch -all- of her previous ‘swing-vote’ decisions be dismantled.

    God.Help.Us.All.

    How can you be against “Health Care for Children”

    Friday, October 5th, 2007

    HTF can you be against health-care for children?
    …isn’t that the first rule politicians learn: nestle-up to vets & kiss the babies?
    Why not say “fuck mom & I hate apple pie”?!!

    …All those childhood years of hearing about Marie Antoinette, about how her basic obliviousness was part-&-parcel of the utter cluelessness of the French Ruling Class… how her words were totemic in galvanizing the French Revolution. And most of all, how she deserved whatever she (& the Aristocracy) got (ie, their heads separated from their necks).

    But I ask you– when somebody has no health insurance; has no ability to get to a doctor; (barely) able to get to an Emergency Room; to then wait for literally dozens of hours to be seen by harried, overworked ER doctors who are trained to deal with major trauma victims first & foremost… And then finally to almost certainly default on payment for the (understandably) premium-price that is charged by ER’s… (they are for “emergencies”, not for ‘normal medical care’; it’s in their very name!)

    …And yet Bush says: “I mean, people have access to health care in America,” he said. “After all, you just go to an emergency room.” link
    Or how about when he said last week, “they don’t need Government Health Care; they can just ask their doctor”.

    I ask you– doesn’t that sound a bit familiar?
    Someone else who has absolutely no clue about whom they were talking about? Someone born w/ a silver spoon so far down their throats they simply couldn’t conceive of lacking basic sustenance; the question was never “eat or go hungry”, but rather “eat lobster or go eat steak”:

    “Why do they need bread? Let them eat cake”

    …I wonder– As Euripides said, “Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad”. Could this be, at the very last, a chance for the Dems to override a Presidential veto?????

    If that happens, that will open the floodgates… if at first a trickle, before the roar:

  • Accountability for Katrina
  • Accountability for Federal Debt
  • Accountability for Social Security lockbox raiding, -& even-
  • Accountability for Iraq
  • We can only hope.

    Hairy Potter Spoilers….

    Sunday, July 22nd, 2007

    Fuuuuck.

    1. Logical inconsistencies
    2. Canonical violations
    3. Missed opportunities
    4. Long, pointless scenes that tell us nothing new
    5. Rambling misdirections mistaken for ‘suspense’
    6. Seemingly arbitrary character reversals

    …plus your average features of the amateur writer:

    1. Deux ex Machina (over & over & over)
    2. “Telling not Showing”
    3. “On the nose” (ie, utterly lacking subtext; think “soap opera”. Ie, Sue says, “I’m going to Jane’s house to yell at her”. Scene: “Sue walks into Jane’s house, & starts yelling”. Gee thanks, I like my pablum well-milled.)

    ….sounds like your average fan-fic, no?

    No wait– this isn’t happening… are you trying to tell me, THAT’S HOW IT ENDS?!!!!

    Repeat after me–
    “Dear J.K… We Expected More.

    …& please don’t trot-out the hoary rationalization, “hey, these are Children’s Books, they don’t have to be Great Literature”.
    Um, here’s a quick list of “children’s books” which are enjoyed by both children and adults (& don’t suffer from that ‘list of shame’ above):

      Lord of the Rings (books and movies)
      Chronicles of Narnia
      Original Star Wars trilogy
      Xmen 1 & 2

    So wtf happened????
    Rowling got a little full of herself. This started around #4; the book suddenly tripled in size, filled w/ tons of overstuffed scenes which had been cut in #1-3… but now she was Famous & her editors got squelched.
    Rowling got a little burned-out. By #6, she was just putting in time, blithely filling her pages with “I-meant-to-do-that-all-along” & seemingly unconcerned that characters literally millions of people have grown to love, were acting in utterly uncharacteristic ways. Earth to Rowling: we love characters who are real, & feel betrayed when they’re not being themselves… & esp. when ppl like you tell us, “no, wait, this really does make sense; this is how you should think”. No it doesn’t; no we won’t.
    Rowling got Hollywood Envy. After watching ppl in a different country cut her books apart (& having her version of the screenplays summarily dismissed), she started packing her books with Hollywood Moments… Not once in the first 3 books was I thinking about movies; but come book 4, I start seeing scenes written not for character development, but for Production Value. And then by #6, it’s just pastiche of scenes & imagery directly lifted from LOTR, Xmen, & even Matrix 2, for bog’s sake.

    All in all–
    Harry Potter Jumped the Shark around book 4. #5 almost regains its footing, but #6 & #7 just disappear into the chum.

    “So what?” you ask.
    “Why all the dismay & angst?”

    People– it’s call “missed opportunities”. We wouldn’t care if none of the books were any good; there’s whole sections of bookstores filled with rows upon rows of fantasy & sci-fi which are just regurgitated, cliched pablum with shiny covers.

    But Harry #1-#3 are Quite Good; enjoyable, page-turners chock-full with the joy-of-discovery and the Wonder of a whole new, magical (literally) world to discover. Rowling created a terrific universe, & some fascinating characters to play in it. When she began, & was still full of inspiration & enthusiasm, she made something Larger than herself, & we all couldn’t wait to See What Happened Next.

    In her own way, I’d call her series the book equivalent of “Star Wars”. The first three [ie, Episodes 4, 5, 6] have their faults, sure… but are much greater than the sum of their parts, & continue to inspire Delight in both young and old. But then came “Episode 1″, & all of a sudden it felt like the author didn’t believe in the magic of the first 3, or had perhaps forgotten. Joy, wonder, discovery… all gone, substituted for some bad behavior that was more ‘turgid’ than “dark”.

    And as the characters flatten, Evil becomes hackneyed. Voldemort’s Death Eaters lose their mystery & act for all the world like board-room bureaucrats w/ petty rivalries; even Voldemort himself becomes just a johnny-one-note, “me so smart & I kill people”. This Won’t Do; the measure of a Hero is the strength, malevolence, & even brilliance of the Evil arrayed against him. In short, even a dork on a desert planet can become a Jedi Master when he’s up against a Dark Lord of the Sith, who’s very breathing sounds like the Earth is wrenching itself apart, & who commands mystical powers which can literally do just that.

    Vader was brilliant, conflicted, mysterious, & had plans upon plans (& an incredible, tragic backstory). Voldemort is a snake-eyed 1/2-sane psychopath who Just Wants to Kill Harry & screams & throws tantrums when he’s thwarted. See the difference?

    But not only does our Main Guy Potter step-back & let himself be forever ‘guided’ (even Obi Wan has to get outta the way for Luke to start to shine), but even his Guides themselves are puerile. Consider Dumbledore’s sudden new trope in #6, “me so brainy & I know what’s best for you”. No one’s ever called him “brainy” before, & now even Hagrid says it twice. Jeeesh– the frickin’ ‘partial Voldemort’ Riddle in “Chamber” had more characterization & depth than did Dumbledore in all his “I know best” & “I wish I had more time” scenes in #6 (let-alone #7, in that gawd-awful “in-the-Matrix” moment).

    …and since this is a Mostly Filmmaking blog[sic], let me just say, I pity the poor bastard who has to shoot #6.
    Ah gee, there goes Harry w/ his head in a bucket^H^H^H^H ‘pensieve’ again. “Harry the Ostrich”, watching everyone else live their lives. Watching as others do all the magic. Pissing & moaning as no one listens to him. Frozen stiff while his Mentor gets dead. Oh boo hoo I can’t play Quiddich or snog my BF’s sister. Hey, that right there’s one fascinating, dynamic, “take-the-world-by-the-horns” character to watch, isn’t it? “The Boy who Pouted”. Here’s my $10, lemme wait in line…

    At least in #5, Harry steps-up & becomes a leader, creating & training the DA, & [finally] showing that his own courage, if not magic, is worthy of awe (if not for the first time better than Hermione’s).
    But #6? Fully half the book is exposition, telling us Riddle’s life story… & it doesn’t ever tell us why he’s like who he is!!!! Um, so he’s a bitter bastard w/ a crappy childhood… Fine, just like everyone else in homeroom. And sure he wants to have everyone worship his ass… um, that’s normal teenage angst, & he already is “Best Boy” & being shortlisted for Minister. So, you’re still not telling me why does he decide to become so evil?! “Just Because?” Gee thanks!
    And does the fact that Dumbledore is to BLAME for the rise of Voldemort ever once get addressed? Discovered him, brought him to Hogwarts, sheltered him, and never warned anyone he was a vicious bastard. For fuck’s sake– that’s pretty awesome angst right there; even a crappy author with that kind of setup could make some hints about “the nature of evil” &/or “the perils of hubris”… Um, Obi-Wan & Vader, anyone?

    Worst of all– in #6 Harry is back to “I ain’t got no magic of my own”, obsessively relying on Snape’s potion-manual, & full of angst that all his powers are just leftovers from Voldemort’s curse. Is it just me, or has all the ‘character development’ from #5 kinda disappeared?

    And now w/ #7, Harry is a passive character again, lead-around by the nose, & finally defeating Voldemort on a technicality, bolstered by an 11th-hour “he’s not really dead” moment. Shit. There was more passion, action, magic, catharsis, & even character-development in Mrs. Weasley’s waxing of Bellatrix… & that took 1/2 as long.

    But I’m not bitter :-P … let me leave w/ 2 good things to say about #7:
    1) FINALLY the ‘good guys’ don’t have to be frickin’ victims all the time. #4-6 were like paeons to “evil guys get all the fun”, while the good guys just get caught, punished, tortured, & have crappy useless spells to protect them. In #7, the good guys finally let fly w/ some righteous magic, if not some of the 7 Unforgiveable’s.
    2. Dumbledore is redeemed… however tacked-on & 1/2-assed the explanation, at least he’s not going-out as a whiny bitch blown over a battlement.

    IN CONCLUSION:
    There’s a fucking difference between characters with “shades of grey”, and inconsistent, cliched, amateurish writing.

    I’m only pissed at myself that I didn’t have the sand to toss the book aside a la Dorothy Parker, when by page 30 the Big Reveal of the trussed-up person turned-out to be an inconsequential nobody, while meanwhile absolutely zero character development has happened. At least in #6, by that point we knew Snape was “bound” to do something nasty; here they’re all gibbering at a table, “we so evil”, & “here’s exactly what’s gonna happen next chapter”. That’s pretty great suspense, right there.

    I never watched Matrix 3, nor Xmen 3, nor Aliens 3. I Knew Better, & steered clear… & thereby still am able to love Matrix 1, Xmen 1 & 2, & Aliens 1 & 2.
    I wish I’d done the same w/ “Star Wars Episode 1,2,3″… they’re so awful they caused blow-back in my brain, & made me question if the original “Star Wars” (ep’s 4,5,6) were that good after all. But whew– they were.

    And here? I wish I’d never read #6 or #7… I could leave w/ the idea of Harry swearing at the cruel world, & heading off into the forest to practice his Art & to one day re-emerge & tear Voldemort down. No pensieve bullshit, no “let me ask everyone else what I should do”, no pseudo-mystical ‘coming back from the dead’ & ‘this has all happened before’ bored network-writer’esque cop-outs I’ve seen before on “Matrix 2″ & “Alias”…

    …just a straight “you killed my father, prepare to die”.
    Sounds like a terrific fucking movie, right there.

    An Ode to ‘Magical Thinking’

    Thursday, July 12th, 2007

    Quick now– what do Tiger Woods, Michael Jordan, Bruce Jenner, Jimmy Connors, Arthur Ashe, etc etc have in common??
    They visualize.

    And not just “Oh I hope I’m gonna win” kinda visualization…
    we’re talking systematic, strategic, detailed, intricate, point-by-point visualization. Tiger even admits to visualizing his complete swing, from beginning to end, multiple times before he even lays hands on the club.
    Or how about your average church-goer? Praying for what they want, & if the [few] churches I’ve attended are any indicator, there’s often feedback “Please pray for the sick of our parish” & kudos for who’s shown recovery from last week (I prefer Fr. Michael’s joke, “what about the sick of the parish?”).
    It’s clear that, if nothing else, belief via visualization &/or prayer is actively done by myriad very successful top performers, if not weekly church-goers. So the question is, how did all this get systematically categorized as ‘myth’, & the term “magical thinking” loosely translate as “bullsh*t”.

    Somewhere in the last few years (perhaps synchronized w/ Bush 2′s presidency?) there has been a systematic attack on anything not deemed kosher by churches… eg, evolution, ‘secular humanism’, & that immense whipping-generation of the far right: “the 60′s”.

    And yet, ask any down-in-the-trenches scientist, often called ‘technicians’ (because they gain their living actually doing the work rather than publishing papers about it), & they agree– postulates determine the conclusion. An immense number of ‘common sense’ & ‘widely known’ scientific “laws” aren’t so ‘eternal’ & self-evident, you know– not too long ago, “everybody knew” the world was flat & the sun orbited us… & ppl were tortured (or ridiculed, refused publishing, etc) for believing otherwise. Or how about all the “absolutely wrong” claims about meridians in the body, how the blood has ‘tides’ in sync with the moon just as the oceans do, or that open-skull (let-alone open-heart) surgery can be done with only a few accupuncture needles? All these were “hogwash” to scientific journals up to mid 20th Century… and yet are accepted “scientific fact” now.

    Now, did the occurrences change? Nope. So why are they suddenly “true”? Actually, they always were true; just the Authorities hadn’t decided to Believe them yet.

    So let’s explore what ‘Belief’ means. “Belief”, according to top philosopher W.V. Quine, is knowledge unquestioned, which has attained that status after rigorous testing, a la scientific method (hypothesis, deduction, experiment, etc). Which sounds pretty rigorous, and Quine is careful to show how this works in ‘normal’ people too, not just scientists. And yet, funny how Quine’s ultimate summation in The Web of Belief was this: “knowledge turns into [unquestioned] belief when the grounds of satisfaction are realized”.

    So even a master philosopher, whose books are unparalleled in the field, recognizes the point– all of our scientific method, of building & testing hypotheses, still turn on a single, non-objective process: “are we satisfied”.

    And so yes, it’s currently fashionable to slam “magical thinking” as thoughts, actions, beliefs about the outcome of an event, which have nothing to do and/or no effect on that outcome.

    All I ask are two things:

  • spend an equal amount of time considering the opposite case. Ie, “could all those highly-successful, peak performers be ‘completely wrong’?”
  • try (visualization, positive affirmations, etc) yourself, with an open mind. Ie, don’t do them “knowing that they won’t work”.
  • …b/c if nothing else, you might experience something you haven’t expected, ie something ‘new’, which is always a blast. The thrill of discovery is the hallmark of a mind that is able to learn.
    …& more-importantly, by not “knowing that the outcome will be false”, perhaps you’ll avoid employing some ‘magical thinking’ (ironically enough) of your own :-P .

    Check out every single tennis, golf, etc “how-to” book. They all employ visualization. Scroll-up & re-read that list of top performers… they all swear by visualization. So why not try it, & see if it makes any difference to your own attempts to train behavior.

    Oh & btw– of the many experiences I’ve had with the “power of visualization”, let me list one: after shattering my tibia, I was told in no uncertain terms by two different doctors: “thigh-high cast for 6 weeks, & then ankle cast for another 6 weeks”. I didn’t like this scenario, & visualized up a storm, using techniques from “Zen in the Martial Arts“… & was walking, sans cast, in 5 weeks.

    Call it “magical thinking”, if you will… I like the doctor’s version: “how the heck did you do that?”

    Dunno. It Just Works.

    ‘Activist Judges’, indeed…

    Friday, April 20th, 2007

    So have you heard about the US Supreme Court ruling on weds?
    …Exactly as predicted w/ the promotion of Alito & Roberts last year, the first major decision(s) of the new Court are directly targeting abortion. This ruling represents the first major threat against “Roe vs Wade” in 30+ years. And at this rate, with the neocon’s new solid majority on the Court (with current members Scalia & Thomas eagerly stating for the record “we think abortion should be outlawed”)… it’s not inconceivable that within the next few years or so, the USA will gain the distinction of being the only 1st-world nation which outlaws abortion.

    How could this happen? The US Government is not the Taliban, right? We’re a non-radical, educated, informed country… whose women have been equal in ‘the eyes of the law’ for so long, it’s not worth mentioning (or even on the radar of young feminists). So how could 33yr-old precedent-setting “Roe v. Wade” suddenly be under attack?

    Ah, but let’s take a walk back to Jr. High Civics class… Despite the high-visibility of the Presidential role, or the loud brouhaha of the legislative process in Congress… these 9 old, mostly under-the-radar ‘Justices’[sic] are fully equal in power to Congress, or the President himself. It’s right there in the Constitution– Congress makes laws, Pres signs/enforce them (or not, as we’ve been seeing for the last 7yrs), & the Court decides if those laws or enforcings are “Constitutional” or not. That’s Power. But you know what’s even more powerful? These 9 ppl DO NOT EVER LEAVE, UNTIL THEY DIE. The most we can be stuck w/ an awful, misrepresenting Pres is 8yrs, or Congressperson 4yrs. But chances are, like the Pope, we’ll be stuck w/ the current crop of Supremes for the next 20yrs or so… esp. these two new, ‘stealth neocon’ appointments.

    So what’s all the fuss w/ this new Ruling, anyway? Well, they just upheld a state’s right to ban ‘partial-birth abortion’… ie, D&C past the 1st trimester. “And what’s that?” you ask… Well, specific medical techniques aside, ‘partial-birth abortion’[sic] has long been rigged as a ‘wedge-issue’ to start dismantling the basic legality of abortion; specifically, the main rationale, ie. abortion is under a woman’s “right to privacy”. By reframing abortion into “viability of a child” rather than “woman’s right to privacy” (let-alone “viability of partially-developed, non-thinking protoplasm”), the neocons & born-agains are rabble-rousing. Why call a woman “independent” & “maker of a very difficult choice”, when you can call her “baby-killer”?

    To think that this could happen in a Country long self-proclaimed as “The Land of the Free”…. Well, you must remember that this same country has actually been presided-over by Republicans for 19 of the last 27 years(?)… & they’ve finally got their payoff: a solid neocon majority in the Supreme Court.

    The most appalling feature of the neocon movement is its unabashed hypocrisy– they have zero hesitation proscribing moral rulings over ‘the common people’, which they themselves casually ignore. From sending the historically least amount of its sons to war, to eagerly plundering the common reserves, the average neocon acts like Raskolnikov of “Crime & Punishment” (or the ‘bad guys’ in “Knight Rider”): they’re Above the Law, judicially as well as morally.

    Or in other words, when the Bushie girls have their statistically predicable mishap w/ a condom & their lunar cycle, the Bushies will pack them up on Air Force One & fly them over to Dubai or somewhere where they can have world-class medical care, pre & post-op, for their very own abortion(s). Laws, morals, money, service-to-country, abstinence… these are only ‘talking points’ for stump speeches, nicely spun by H-wood writers & pumped-up w/ strongly-framed rhetoric by Rove. Because if you think Bush & cohort truly actually believe the neocon fundamentalism they outwardly espouse, perhaps you haven’t been paying attention.

    PS– Oh, & about that “Activist Judges” tag… funny how, after literally years of whining, ranting, & otherwise dirty politic’ing, labelling each & every Court decision they didn’t like as “Activist Judging”… it’s just friggin’ hilarious how the NeoCons leap at the opportunity to do a little ‘Activist Judging’ themselves. Creating ‘Policy’ from the Bench, hmm? Nothing like THIRTY FULL YEARS OF JUDICIAL PRECEPT to set the “Law of the Land”, you-know? Nah, let’s just toss that out, as soon as we have a Majority. I just hope to see these NeoCons hoist on their own petard… it doesn’t take too much to get them all attacking each other. Picture this: the Supremes pulling the plug on all ‘Right to Privacy’, & so the respective states start pushing mandatory drug screening… for everyone. Quaking now, Pill Poppin’ Rush.L?

    A Thought for the New Year – A pitch for Clear Thinking

    Sunday, January 14th, 2007

    Hey y’all. Long time no see. I’ve good reason: new house, new job, new teaching assignment(s). But I haven’t been completely buried; I’ve notes a’plenty, so stay tuned for a few words coming up soon.

    In the meantime, I’d like to make a pitch for “clear thinking”.

    Whaddya mean by that? Simple– the mind is so easily trumped[sic] by emotional, if not egoic, behavior, that it becomes very easy to spew illogical nonsense. Which is fine, really… if you’re at a bar with friends, but not if you’re in a leadership position, eg. publishing in an erstwhile ‘Respected Publication’.

    In spiritual pursuits, many disciplines encourage a de-emphasis of the mind, calling it the home of the ego, ie that part of ourselves which believes “everything revolves around me”, & thus makes prettily-turned rationalizations of very self-centered pursuits. The “I meditate so I’m sooo cool” one was termed the ‘golden handcuff’ by Chogyam Trungpa, for example. Similarly, mind-body pursuits such as t’ai ch’i & acting often emphasize “get out of your head”, ie. re-identify yourself with your ‘heart’, if not ‘gut’, rather than ‘mind’. Or my favorite Yogi Berra’ism: “I can’t think & hit at the same time”.

    All this is great if you tend to over-analyze (um, guilty). But! “Going with your gut” 100% of the time has its own issues… Essentially, a complete de-emphasis of Mind can sometimes be ‘throwing the baby out w/ the bathwater’, as it were. If nothing else, the mind is good at ‘making sense’ of things, parsing thru lots of different choices, & is pretty good at choosing the right words when you’re talking. Intuition, otoh, is better at ‘jumping’ to the right solution… but not great at explaining why, or helping explicate patterns, let-alone “how can I do that for myself”. IOW, a teacher who tries to completely de-emphasize their Analyzer will find themselves resorting to “just because” or “that’s the way I learned it”. Which is fine enough for many students, but will be lacking calories to those students who are seeking a deeper understanding of the material. Generalizing the larger case from a single example is the hallmark of inductive logic, & is an analytical endeavor… & one which isn’t very common, or rather– not very common using clear thinking.

    So on to the story– I drifted over from NYT to WeeklyStandard & NationalReviewOnline.
    Ugh! …& i’d thought NYT was ‘pretty liberal’, esp. in their op-ed’s… unabashedly hurling invective w/o rationale. Okay, you think Bush is an idiot. We get it. Now, why not give w/ some hard data to unravel his logic, if not explode that mythos of “My President is Always Right b/c I Am a Patriot!” It’s pretty hard to use logical argument for many neo-conservative stances; add “Texan Oil-Business” mores to Dr. Dobson & you have a refined, completely self-reflexive world-view impervious to outside influence. My philosophy 101 prof. Searle had a great argument against types like these: “you cannot call yourself rational, if there are no grounds under which your [thinking] could be wrong. If you were to say to a Freudian, ‘I’m not sure about Penis Envy’, s/he would reply, ‘You’re just repressing Penis Envy’”.
    So, first step to clear thinking: have you considered the opposite case of what you say/think, & can you describe that perspective w/o resorting to invective or moral judgement?

    Or here’s an easier determinant: Classical Fallacies.

    So there I am at NYT: Op-Ed, Maureen Dowd, etc. And in an effort to see how the ‘others’ think, I slid over to neo-con central. Perhaps they would respect logic more? Egad– I spoke too soon: Inbred, self-aggrandizing, (even-more) over-analytical, & experts all in ‘attacking via irony’; ie. not attacking the character of the proponent, per se, but rather snidely ridiculing their thinking… usually copiously tarred with the ‘liberal’ moniker or its ‘hip variant of the day’ helpfully provided by Fox News.
    Must all Op-Ed pieces (liberal, conservative, or whatnot) be oh so very much more satisfied w/ hearing [writing] the sound of their own words than with making a statement based on clear thinking? Or even– perish the thought, logical thinking?

    It’s almost like both they & their audience, posit [& need] constant reassurance of their own superiority, both moral & intellectual. They have Spoken; you may agree, or else be ‘unthinking’.
    What silliness.

    I recommend:

    • go with your gut, sure;
    • follow your Path with Heart, of-course;

    …but keep every-so-often testing what you hear vs. the standard list of logical fallacies. It’ll expose much more than you’d expected, both in bias, & in willfull ignorance.

    Now excuse me while I go watch Iron Chef. Some things are simply self-evident, & as long as the Chairman picks a suitable Secret Ingredient, Clear Thinking (or at least Stomaching) will be arrayed for all to see. :-)