I first studied Nuclear Power back in 9th grade, when I came across Helen Caldicott’s 1978 screed, Nuclear Madness. In it she made the following points:
- Nuclear power is ridiculously unsafe
- Nuclear power is ridiculously inefficient
- Nuclear power is ridiculously toxic
- Nuclear power is ridiculously expensive
-& the kicker-
- Nuclear power creates Nuclear Bombs
I was horribly shocked, and quite convinced. But hey- I was in 9th grade, so WTF did I know?
Well, it turns out, this Medical Doctor had done her homework… so much so, that both Australia and New Zealand declared themselves “nuclear free zones”, & continue to create international incidents by denying US Battleships & Aircraft Carriers access to their harbors.
How’s that? Well, it turns-out:
- Despite decades of blandishments, nuclear power is in fact considered by nature “unsafe”. When 60 Minutes interviewed the head of France’s Nuclear Energy Ministry, asking about how “safe” nuclear energy was, they were expecting blandishments about that very question… but to her credit, the Minister was honest. “Of course not. Nuclear power can never be safe. We do the best we can”. And the point being– sure, lots more people die daily from Coal use: from mining, to the lung problems caused by the smog when it burns… But in the end, no conceivable coal-based calamity could cause Chernobyl, nor Fukushima Daiichi, “second only to the Chernobyl accident in its severity“. Period. Full-stop. Have you seen what Chernobyl still looks like twenty years later?. And if Fukushima Daiichi continues to lose control of Reactors 1 &/or 3, we could have another stream of very similar horrific results…
- Nuclear power is ridiculously inefficient: Would you believe, that the ‘modern’ nuclear plant is basically a steam engine? We’re harvesting amazingly powerful nuclear reactions, by letting them BOIL WATER??!!! And before you say “so WTF”, consider: the very best ‘teakettle’ exothermic reaction is at best 30% efficient, and in fact almost never achieves that efficiency… but at a rate of $6 Billion per reactor… which takes a minimum of 10 years to build, and even when in ‘perfect’ operation, needs to be taken-down every six months for a FULL YEAR of rebuilding… and then still have a ‘normal life’ of only a few decades. So after all that $$, time, etc investment, you get energy right? Yes, but also… Toxic Waste:
- So- we have our ‘Teakettle power-plant’ process, kinda like coal, right? But lots more expensive, lots more finicky, are typically offline more than online, -&- don’t have a very long lifespan. No biggie– they’re still good investments, right? Which is why the Government still spends hugely to support them, & oil companies invest heavily in them (still)? Here’s the Problem: TOXIC WASTE. Even in a ‘perfectly operating plant’, all that ‘heated-up water’ becomes TOXIC WASTE, along with the metal water-containers, hundreds of miles of pipe per plant, and oh wait, the nuclear fuel itself. And we’re not talking coal-type ‘toxic waste’, ie dump it in a pond & it kills some ducks. We’re talking “Toxic Avenger”-style toxic waste, dump it in a pond & kill every single life-form (see “Chernobyl” pictures above)… for literally HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS. Even after the catastrophe of the ‘dust bowl’ in the mid-west, some of that soil is starting to come-back. In Chernobyl? One word: NEVER.
- Nuclear power is ridiculously expensive: $6 Billion per plant. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!! Where’s all the ‘Free Market’ Tea-Party Libertarians[sic], Grover Norquist & his “Americans for Tax Reform”, Koch neo-Birchers & their ilk?!! NOT ONE NUCLEAR PLANT WOULD EVER BE CREATED IF THE GOVERNMENT DIDN’T MASSIVELY SUBSIDIZE ITS CONSTRUCTION, OPERATION, ON-GOING MAINTENANCE, SPENT-FUEL DISPOSAL, & EVENTUAL DECOMMISSION COSTS. No other form of power gets such a ‘hands-on’ handout from the Government. Which is probably why Big Oil and their enablers like Halliburton are heavily invested in Nuclear Power– historically, they have never lost their ability to ‘feed at the taxpayers trough’. Hello Taxpayers– THAT’S OUR MONEY BEING SPENT ON NUCLEAR POWER!!! DON’T WE HAVE A SAY IN THAT?!!
-& the kicker-
- Nuclear power is irretrievably wedded to Nuclear Bombs: Helen Caldicott took amazing amounts of ridicule for this statement… despite doing an amazing amount of research, interviewing nearly every prominent nuclear physicist of her day, she was still pilloried by the media, and everyone else. But know what? SHE WAS RIGHT. Now, nearly thirty years later, the big ‘open secret’ re nuclear power is– yes, with a reasonably straightforward refining step, nuclear waste can be refined into ‘weapons-grade’ uranium. Sure, it’s extremely inefficient, & prohibitively expensive… so in USA we don’t usually do it (& instead, most-often just leave ‘spent fuel rods’ laying-around in ‘cooling ponds’ outside of nuclear reactors… & oh yeah, outside of the containment vessels as well)… But consider the case of countries who don’t have easy access to nuclear fuel– remember all the brouhaha about Saddam & ‘yellow-cake’? He wanted nuclear power, & nobody would sell it to him. Or how about all the brouhaha re. Iran & it’s nuclear power efforts? You know why Israel wants to bomb those plants, right? Because within six months of their operation, Iran would have accumulated enough fissionable uranium to create a bomb. And why do we know this? Because when India bought its first nuclear power plant from Canada in the early 70′s, India was able to explode it’s first nuclear bomb in 1974… shocking the world, & the CIA who had claimed it would “take them decades to get the fuel”. Whoopsie, guys– should have asked your nuclear scientists. Canada, in a bit of embarrassment, “stopped nuclear dealings with India”. Gee, thanks.
BUT WHO NEEDS ALL THAT?!!
Ever hear of a ‘dirty bomb’? Just grab a glob of nuclear waste, stuff it in a suitcase with some C4- walla. Nuclear fallout everywhere, people dying and buildings forever uninhabitable. A terrorist wet dream. And hey- no need to even ‘find’ the spent fuel rods– just go digging in the ‘containment pools’ outside every single one of every single nuclear power plant in the USA, both in-operation and ‘decommissioned’!! Heck- crash a fricking 747 into them– the original design specs of those iconic nuclear towers were to withstand a 747 strike… and thank god for that. But nobody ever thought the ‘temporary containment pools’ would still contain spent fuel rods decades later (60 YEARS LATER?!!):
Thousands of tons of deadly reactor cores at San Onofre stand as the most concentrated lethal hazard anywhere in California, except of course, a similarly-sized and situated hot pile at Diablo Canyon, and a few much smaller piles scattered in several other places around the state. link
Want the NRC’s version?
The Nuclear Regulatory Commission estimates that many of the nuclear power plants in the United States will be out of room in their spent fuel pools by 2015, most likely requiring the use of temporary storage of some kind. link
And consider– REGULAR NUCLEAR MATERIAL IS EXTREMELY RARE IN NATURE!!! WE HAVE CREATED THIS PROBLEM COMPLETELY OURSELVES!! This is NOT like coal, which is already there, & can get lit on fire underground for decades…
And when even the LA Times (not even remotely a ‘liberal rag’) agrees: Peter Bradford, a former U.S. Nuclear Regulatory Commission member, made this comparison in a statement: “Counting on new nuclear reactors as a climate change solution is no more sensible than counting on an un-built dam to create a lake to fight a nearby forest fire.”
But none of that’s my Favorite Nuclear Disaster.
Here’s my favorite:
Picture a heady conclave of Big Oil/Extractive types, pooling mind-share & big bucks with the Koch Brothers’ array of astroturfing fake grassroots organizations. What’s their newest propaganda? Something anti-union? Anti-regulation? Anti-Global Warming science? Anti-Clean Air Act? No– (queue Twilight Zone music): THEY’RE ARGUING THAT NUCLEAR POWER IS ‘GREEN’!!!!
Calling Nuclear Power ‘Green’ because it “reduces Carbon” is like calling cyanide a ‘diet pill’ because it ‘reduces fat’. Yeah, gets rid of ‘thirty pounds of unsightly fat’, right off at the neck.
For anyone who doesn’t understand– there has never been a successfully tested, robust ‘solution’ for nuclear waste. Every single idea, from burying it underground, burning it at sea (Thank-you France! and Thank-you Greenpeace for your ongoing documentation of the massive sea-life die-offs occurring behind the French ‘nuke disposal’ ships to this day…), glassification, burying it in salt mines (cf Yucca Mountain boondoggle), or even ‘shooting it into the sun’ (no joke- this was expensively investigated during President Reagan’s term)… NONE OF THEM MAINTAIN CONTAINMENT SANS LEAKAGE FOR EVEN A SMALL FRACTION OF THE HALF-LIFES OF THE NUCLEAR MATERIAL.
Which is probably why the US Army has been shooting it all over Iraq and Afghanistan. “Depleted uranium“.
God. Save. Us.