Archive for May, 2009

Cheney’s Grand Strategy…

Friday, May 22nd, 2009
  • He’s calling Congress’ bluff– he knows they’re too CYA’ing to ever indict, prosecute, let-alone impeach
  • He’s scoffing at all of us– firmly, emphaticly believing in his own entitled self-righteousness
  • …fergoshsakes, even a 7th-grader knows the “Office of VP” is -part- of the Executive Branch, & not a “Fourth Branch” of gov’t… despite all of Cheney’s “Man-sized Safes” & his own “More-Secret-than-Top-Secret” designations notwithstanding…

    …And thus we have Pundits galore, (hinting): “whom the Gods would destroy, they first make mad”
    …& saying Cheney is skating right on the razor’s edge of Nicholson in “A Few Good Men”, ie:

    Cruise: “Did you authorize that Code-Red?!”
    Nicholson: “You’re DAMN RIGHT I did!!”

    Basically:

    (random Faux Newscaster): “Did you approve of waterboarding (..) Islamic Prisoner?”
    Cheney: “You’re DAMN RIGHT I did!!”

    …& then it’s all: “Take him away, Baliff.”

    …but know what?
    That’s all a “West-Wing” wet dream.

    Here’s what’s Really Going to Happen:
    Cheney ain’t just whistling in the wind:

  • He knows he’ll never be indicted: Reid is too much the pantywaist
  • He knows he’ll never come to trial: Obama is too focused on ‘bipartisianship’, ‘respect for the Office’, & (shackled) to a policy of “don’t piss-off the true hard-liners in the military”
  • …but the Ultimate “get-outta-jail card?
    => No matter what happens, Cheney expects to Appeal to the Supreme Court.
    …Where he’s got 4 votes in his pocket..
    …Aaand a huge war-chest to (acquire) one more….
    …& then it’s “Bush vs Gore” all over again… But this time, w/ 2 even more hard-line Right-Wingers to ‘influence’ the swing-votes.

    & if Somehow Cheney still comes-up Short?
    Obama’ll just pardon him, & Cheney will live life a free man, (aiming) to rehabilitate his image a la Nixon. :-(

    No matter what happens, Cheney sees only upside in all this.

    He won’t even have to pull his Bush “Get-out-of-jail-Free” Memo, a la Rove & Miers…
    Heck, Cheney probably wrote one of his own, for himself.
    “Fourth Branch of Government”, indeed.

    RIP, “Rule of Law”…