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Dear Rex Tillerson (new CEO of the record-shattering $36B profitable EXXON company),

Please start your new role in a winning fashion by creating a huge marketing coup for yourself & EXXON:

1) Help America strategically by investing in alternate forms of energy. Your company has the financial resources to get in on the ground floor of non-fossil-fuel based energies… whose market will continue to strengthen (bio-diesel, corn gasohol, etc) as oil-based enery prices continue to rise.

2) Generate terrific nation-wide & global good-will for taking a stand on NOT DRILLING in one of the world’s last wildlife preserves– ANWR. Remember those Chevron Commercials?
“Do Huge Oil Companies like EXXON truly save precious wildlife preserves like ANWR? People do”.

3) Actively fund research for combatting global warming. It doesn’t take very many degrees of increased global warming before the Earth’s ecosphere is destabilized, generating ongoing ‘perfect storm’ conditions (several of which we saw last year).

I pray that you take this opportunity to lead your Company in a new moral direction, one that will earn you much in consumer good will.

Sincerely,
Dave A. Anselmi

PS– you can write a letter to (& watch a great animation spoofing EXXON’s stance on global warming here).

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